Archive for January, 2010

By the power of Greyskull…

// January 29th, 2010 // No Comments » // Life, Tech

So … this blog has finally gone live and is available to all this planets denizens. Will we see signs of intelligent life, or are we doomed to an 8-bit existence in this 64-bit world.

The styling needs some work and a new logo is needed, but the overall design is thanks to the team at Woothemes. The design is one of their free designs, but they have just implemented a framework that makes implementing your own blog as simple as imagining how awesomely hot She-Ra would have been in real life. So I will definitely be checking out their paid for options as well.

And so begins the journey…

// January 23rd, 2010 // No Comments » // Life

There comes a time in everyone’s life where reflection becomes important and almost a norm. Looking back at what has transpired and what is to come. How we have survived through many trials and tribulations in our onward progress through life. Which brings us to this point…

My name is Jonathan Page, and I’m a GEEK. Not a geek as everyone with a fetish for technology seems to align themselves too, but I’ve been a GEEK for far longer than that, when the Jocks apparently ruled, before the metro-sexual, and when life was ruled by 640KB. I have the Knack. Will I lead a life of normalcy… unfortunately no… I will lead a life of social ineptitude… for I am an engineer.

I shall endeavour to write on these fair blog pages in a timely fashion, and correct the errors that have passed on and those that will come to pass. I will astound you with my level of supposed wisdom, and will guide you in my quest through life. For on these pages you will not find wisdom, but a simple person who enjoys the finer aspects of life, who is on a quest to explore strange new worlds … to seek out new life … and new civilisations … to boldly go … where no man … has gone before.

def: Knack - a rare condition, categorised by an extreme intuition about all things mechanical and electrical and utter social ineptitude. – Dilbert