About

Since the dawn of the lowly amoeba, life has existed in many forms… and the penultimate creation of all, bar buttered toast, is the Captain of a starship.

This pinnacle of man is a flirter with the ladies, knows how to defeat aliens and monsters, and can do all of this while piloting a starship at “Ludicrous” speed … and all with only his left hand. Imagine what he could do for you…

The captain is a man of integrity and ethical values. He is the one you contact when in need…